blahblahgumball (5:00:17 PM): hello kristen child blahblahgumball returned at 5:00:18 PM. Over the x M00N (5:00:21 PM): o_o Over the x M00N (5:00:27 PM): I am no child. blahblahgumball (5:00:40 PM): you b a child in ma book dawg Over the x M00N (5:00:46 PM): You don't even exist in mybook. blahblahgumball (5:01:41 PM): well in my book your the spawn of a maggot and a leftover chunk of sandwich from thanksgiving 1804 Over the x M00N (5:02:07 PM): They didn't even have Thanksgiving back then. It was invented in 1949 after the Great Depression. Duh. blahblahgumball (5:02:28 PM): yeah thats in yoru book Over the x M00N (5:02:30 PM): And the Duke of Sandwiches invented sandwiches like last Friday. Over the x M00N (5:02:38 PM): Therefore this sandwich you speak of is an anachronism. blahblahgumball (5:02:52 PM): exactly blahblahgumball (5:03:03 PM): you didnt exist fully until last friday blahblahgumball (5:03:05 PM): in my book blahblahgumball (5:03:09 PM): im just saying Over the x M00N (5:03:18 PM): Well... you still don't exist at all. And I don't intend to have you even do such a thing. blahblahgumball (5:03:27 PM): that you were born in 1804 but led a half life until ast friday Over the x M00N (5:03:50 PM): So I wandered around for two centuries without a soul is what you're saying. blahblahgumball (5:03:58 PM): yes blahblahgumball (5:04:05 PM): until last friday Over the x M00N (5:04:10 PM): That'd be two centuries. Almost. Ish. blahblahgumball (5:04:17 PM): yeah Over the x M00N (5:04:17 PM): Harry Potter doesn't exist in my world. Over the x M00N (5:04:22 PM): *book, excuse me. blahblahgumball (5:04:40 PM): your world must suck then Over the x M00N (5:04:53 PM): He gets mailed to Antarctica in the third sentence and polar bears tear him to shreads. And then suddenly in the next paragraph there's like world peace. Over the x M00N (5:05:11 PM): No, we have Mountain Dew Code Red so it's a wonderful place. |